I dag fant jeg en kort oppsummering av verdens religioner på nett. Den går som følger:
TAOISM – Shit happens.
HARE KRISHNA – Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
HINDUSIM – This shit happened before.
ISLAM – If shit happens, take a hostage.
ZEN – What is the sound of shit happening.
BUDDHISM – When shit happens, is it really shit?
CONFUSIANISM – Confucias say, “shit happens”.
7TH DAY ADVENTIST – Shit happens on saturdays.
PROTESTANTISM – Shit won´t happen if you work harder.
CATHOLICISM – If shit happens I deserve it.
JEHOVAS WITNESS – Knock, knock, “shit happens”.
UNITARIAN – What is this shit?
MORMON – Shit happens again & again & again…
JUDAISM – Why does this shit always happens to me?
RASTAFARIANISM – Let´s smoke this shit.
